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Hey yall.. (I'm gonna discuss this in further length on my podcast but while it's fresh in my mind...) Just yesterday I spent about all day in the Houston airport... I went from flying out @ 9 in am to flying out @ 715 in the evening (long story) after a long and exhaustive day waiting around in the airport (thank God for Continental's crown room to pass the time) I was finally going to be heading out that evening @ 715. Because I fly so often on certain airlines I occasionally get the first class upgrade due to my flying status w/ that particular airline.... yesterday i was able to get upgraded (which made the long day a lil more bearable). As I was heading to my gate there was a huge crowd of people around the gate which I had to manuever through to board (when your first class they let you go first to board) as I was standing there waiting for them to board the lady next to me out of nowhere looks at me and says "they are boarding first class". It was almost like.. (by the tone of her voice and they way she looked me over ) it was like she was telling me that I shouldn't be in the line becuase there was NO WAY I COULD BE IN FIRST CLASS. Now keep in mind that 99 times out of 100 first class usually consists of (especially when I'm flying home to Ft Myers) older gray haired retirees and/or older business types... I can literally say I've never sat next to ANYONE who looks like me. So here I'm standing next to her in my baggy jeans, long LRG t-shirt and fitted NY yankees hat cocked to the side w/ my headphones around my neck and backpack on my back... It dawned on me in that moment that she conisdered me not worthy to fly in first? Hmmmmmm... maybe I'm just reading to much into it.... was I a victim of hip hop discrimination? LOL. The funny thing was that she wasnt even flying first ... I just responded to her like ... "oh really... thanks..." and then stepped up and took my first class boarding assignment :) here's my observizzles this week:
Unibrows: Is there nothing funnier than a unibrow? For the uninformed its eyebrows that start on one side and keep going to the other side of your face (ie. a unibrow ... one eyebrow). For the last date of the revovle tour all of the guys were gonna paint unibrows on our heads and go out on stage (basically connect our eyebrows together so there was just one). This junk just cracks me up for some reason... if you got a unibrow DISCONNECT THAT THING! Shave a lil sometihing down the middle man! Sometimes two things are better than one... Fake bake tans: Ok lets be real... if it's the middle of the winter and you're coming out a nice shade of orange .. WE KNOW YOU FAKE BAKE! LOL... i have no problem w/ those who get a lil tanned up @ the tanning bed ... but when your skin looks like a pumpkin something is wrong! Down here in Florida you see a lot of retirees that straight up look like couch leather from all the fake baking they got going on... BE CAREFULL ... your gonna end up looking like beef jerky! Headbands when you're working out: Ok this one just cracked me up... it's the 1982 jogger look w/ the matching elastic headband... I'm sorry to inform you but the John McEnroe headband may look a lil' outdated in 2008... Actually to be honest if it was just a headband I could let it slide but when it's complemented w/ the small jogger shorts and pulled up socks... uhhhhh... 1982 called they want there style back... :p currently reading: Acts 1-4 and Wild @ heart (the book) much love to the headbanded, unibrowed, fake bakers! -tweezy
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