Hello errrrrbody...

What up yall it's ya boy kj fivet to the 2 bringing you another edition of the tweezy blog...

I'm writing this from my porch in the pitch blackness of 10pm darkness .. it feels SO GOOD to be back home in Florida after a weekend of a wedding.... no sleep...and a whole lot of Canadians!  For more info on the last 2 things mentioned please check out the kjpodcast (kj52.libsyn.com) as on this blog I'm going to focus on all things wedding related...

It seems like weddings are in the air!  I'm speaking in context to how my bass player Rich Gilliand got married last weekend and as it turns out my dj (dj x) is going to be tying the knot officially in about 2 weeks or so (congrats to both!).  So w/ all the love in the air here is my blog as it relates to all things wedding related... 

Fellas, ladies, singles, those engaged and everything else in between please take notes...

1. I propose that we elimate the typical "dinner" type reception food and replace it w/ pancakes:

I mean cmon, wouldn't pancakes be the bomb reception dinner food?  Can u imagine everyone lining up buffet style for rows and rows of flapjacks?  I can see maple syrup, chocolate chip pancakes, bacon.... awwwww shoot... lets just have the reception at IHOP or Waffle House!

2.  Funky chicken, Electric Slide, YMCA, Cha Cha Slide and the Marcarena are all REQUIRED SONGS/DANCES:

I mean there is nothing funnier than watching the average white guy/grandma/little boy/obnoxious uncle all lined up and sadly trying to keep up w/ the chorus of "It's ELECTRIC!" or "YYYYYY .... MMMMM .... CCCCC....AAAA...".  I particulary like to watch the super uncoordinated caucasion cousin/uncle/nephew that we all may have trying to "get his groove on" as his cumberbund wins up accidentally slapping your aunt/grandma/neice. 

3. Instead of shoving cake into your new spouses mouth... let's use a burrito:

I'm sorry... I get more humour out of seeing the groom/bride w/ sour cream and a hint of salsa on their face... maybe that's just me.... but let's try it! 

4.  If you want to put and xbox on your registry list at Target/Kohls/Bed Bath and Beyond/Walmart you should be allowed to:

This is more of a personal vendetta I have... I was forced to put "flowered Luggage" on me and my fiancees (now wife) registry list and was denied be able to put a Play Station.  I'm still a bit salty about this.... thank God we didnt get the luggage... but I'm still holding out for that PSP.

5. The wedding/ reception  is all ABOUT THE GIRL!!!!

This final rule is why everything else listed above will NEVER HAPPEN.  Fellas... if your future wife wants to decorate your futre house w/ stuffed Teddy Bears in flowered dresses.... YOU'RE STUCK!  Weddings aint about you guys... it's about the girls.. so w/ that in mind... accept defeat fellas and go along w/ whatever she wants.

Here's to the bride and groom! 

-tweezy. 

Comments (13) >>

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written by rebecca, May 26, 2008

haha....awesome!!
i was in my sister's wedding a few years ago, and i got to be a bridesmaid.

and not just that..first my cousin got married- then it seemed like everyone was getting married. the next couple of years, our entire family was in the marriage business!

Congrats to all the happy people
written by Emily, May 26, 2008

Hey Tweezy,
1st of all thanks for answering my question on the KJ Board.

Congrats to Rich Gilliand and dj x both! May you both have a very happy married life. KJ's right, as the guy on Though Shalt Laugh said, You're either right or happy, and I bet KJ is a happy happy happy happy man. Oh yeah, congrats to KJ on his marriage, even though it's ten years later LOL...

I'll definitely go for Pancakes/YMCA/Burritos/Xbox

God Bless,
Emily

congrats to your drummer and dj
written by Reiko Rivera, May 27, 2008

Hey congratulations to your drummer and dj. I hope they have an awesome wedding. in the mean time i just want to offer a peace of advice to them weddings are hectic so be careful. i am 12 and i have been to countless weddings. like KJ said its all about the girl so whatever you do dont make her mad. I hope everything works out and your happy for the rest of your lives.

Reiko

YC!!!
written by Stephanie, May 27, 2008

Wooo you're concert rocked Tweezy! I thought I had come early enough to get good seats, but I was wrong! I was in the left (your left) crowd that was standing up in front of the bleachers. I'm not sure you if you saw me, but I was the girl jumping up and down like crazy with these 'antennas' with rainbow streamers attached. Anywho, loved the concert!

Also, I love your wedding ideas. I might have to try the out.

Have a good day!
~Stephanie

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written by Mia, May 28, 2008

I'm new to the KJ-52 movement, but I like what I've heard so far. Pancakes at a wedding...now, that's funny.

BTW, to the commentor above: for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23).

If God hated sinners, He'd hate us all.

nothing much
written by deeanna, May 28, 2008

hey ths is dee i was one of the ppl who gave u that duct tape rose!! mmm i hop soo soo good yea that would be great

weddings <3
written by Georgia Faith, May 31, 2008

aww weddings!
yes,wedings are in the air!its crazy!!! i was never too fond of them! its full of a bunch of people your related to but you don't even know...can you say awkward?! it would however, be so so awesome to see someone get a burrito in the face rather then cake! haha, cake is just so typical...its boring!! free starbucks expressos would be ideal =) tweezy your music rocks!!! you got mad love in palm springs cali!! WhOoOp WhOoOP!!!

just wondering
written by Reiko Rivera, June 01, 2008

hey KJ I was just wondering what is your middle name. I just notice it never said it on your biography if its not to much trouble could you tell me?


Reiko

Haha! Pancakes!
written by Carm, June 06, 2008

That is soooo funny you brought up pancakes. Cause after i went to the homeschooler's prom(yes there is a prom for homeschoolers, we rock too ya know)we went to IHOP and had pancakes for, dinner/breakfast, it was like 12:00 AM. We were all hyper it was awesome!

Can't just classify all girls like htat...
written by Tia, June 07, 2008

Hey, I'd be happy to listen to my fiance's suggestions! Excuse me but not all girls are oblivious to others' feelings!

Check it!
written by Tierra Williams, June 07, 2008

Ha! i recently gotta text message from one of my bff's that said:
I hate weddings cause old people always so poke you and say your next. so i started doing that to them at funerals!!!
i thot that was so funny!!!
But my cuz just got home from st. louis from a wedding!!
and the first time i saw you in concert was in st. louis!!! in october of '07!!!
Peace out!!! Tierra<>

Wats wrong with canadians
written by Pashn, June 16, 2008

HEy im not offended its just that my favorite band group Hawk Nelson is from there. Benn to 8 concerts going to the 9 in August

haha weddings
written by Kali, July 06, 2008

I can deal with weddings altho they r VERY tiring when the bride already has three kids under the age of 6 that r ur responsability! but i got to be the head flower girl! first wedding i've been in!
r u ever gonna have a wedding up near a small lil town called Orland in Maine - maybe Bangor? U shud - i wud LOVE to go!!! I love: piece of junk car, and the song about the coke and the fries and the cheezeburger!

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