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HO HO HO to some.... Humbug to others... BUT MERRY CHRISTmas to everyone.. Wassup yall.. it's xmas eve and I have finished stuffing the last gift into a bag recycled from last year (or is it the year before..?) either way it's 10:43 and I wanted to wish errrbody' a wonderful Jesus-filled xmas. Me and the wifeee are finishing up the xmas presents for eachother and for the kiddo... (which to be honest I don't really understand seeing as how he's 7 months old and will probably just stick the wrapping paper in his house and ingnore the gift) but either way it's nice to be able to finally breathe a sigh of relief as the xmas season is upon us etc.. and it's also almost over. I love me some xmas as much as the next dude but realistically I am ready for this holiday season to be over with... is that wrong? It just seems like the added stuff to be done just adds more junk to distract me from the true meaning... I'm sure yall can relate? Well either way put down that eggnog as I run down my special xmas observations from this week...
Fruit Cake: Seriously... does anyone really like fruitcake? I think you can achieve the same effect of fruitcake by taking dried fruit from a bag of trailmix and mashing it together w/ day old bread... I can really can't ever think of a time whenever i ate a slice of fruitcake and said ... man thats good dried fruit-bread.... Which it doesnt make sense cause fruit = good cake = great but fruit +cake = uhhhhh give it to the dog. Seasons Greetings/Holiday tree: ARE U SERIOUS? C'mon what the heck does seasons greetings mean? Uhhhhh let's greet the seasons... "uh hello season.. nice to meet you... uhhhh... greeetings to you mr. seasons" .... and c'mon a "holiday tree" is now a substitute for a xmas tree because we don't want to offend someone by saying xmas tree? ARE U SERIOUS? ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS AND ITS CALLED XMAS TREE FOR A REASON.... Xmas cards: Is picking out xmas cards one of the hardest things to do? You think it would be easy seeing as we've come to the point where we can send xmas cards FROM OUR CATS. Yet with all the millions of cards you'd think that would make it less stressfull? NOPE... there i stand w/ all the rest of the other dudes just trying to find a simple card that says... hey bro.. merry xmas .. 20 minutes later we're all still standing there... Kids w/ mullets: Now this isnt specfically a xmas thing per se.. but when i was shopping in the mall i happened to observe this form of child abuse... OK FINE.. if your an adult and you want to keep the mullet fires burning... OK OK... but don't send your poor defenseless 6 years olds out in public w/ the mullet/rat tail haircut... There should be rules on these types of things. May you get all the presents you were hoping for ... along w/ the greatest gift of all... JESUS. -tweezy
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whatup w/ that? "holiday" could mean anything, like "happy halloween" or "happy new year" cuz those are holidays too! 
