No matter how old you are you revert to age 5 when your sick:

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A MAN... I'm sorry when your sick it brings out the 5 year old in you... All you want is your blanket.. your mommy... some chicken soup and the TV. What I found out was that especially if you're a macho man there is a equal and opposite ratio to how wimpy you will be when you come down with a cold.. Also smaller the sickness the bigger it feels in your mind.. here is the math equation:

BIG MAN = BIG WHINER

Small cold = BIG WHINER



Hacking up something big sometimes feels like an achievment:

This is gross but halfway through my sickness I hacked up something that was brownish/green about the size of a quarter and actually felt a little bit proud about it... It was almost like my only achievment/success of the day since most of my day was spent being sick.... so as I spit it into the toilet I contemplated hanging onto it? Nah.... just kidding... well....



Most cold medication side effects makes you sicker than your actual sickness:

So I've been on this zyrtec stuff which apparently has a stimulant and a decongestant/depressant in it so basically this has the effect of speeding you up and slowing you down all at the same time... which is equivalent to spinning around on a ferris wheel and then stopping abruptly... now mulitiply this by an entire day! Good times!



Happy sneezing!



kj

Comments (15) >>

FIRST ONE TO COMMENT YEAH!!!!!!!!!
written by Emma, May 13, 2008

i'm the first one to comment yeah! so i take it ur reverting to a 5 year old now? awesome...5 year olds are great LOL

well
written by Jenny, May 13, 2008

I hope you get completely better soon. And thats true being sick is like going back to being a five year old, lol

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW
written by Raelynn, May 13, 2008

just don't do what my daddy does and take an entire bottle of NYQUILL he had me do that once and I missed three days of school, and i never miss school. I felt like I had been runover by a truck, which was actually worse than being sick.

FEEL BETTER

Hey KJ!
written by Emily, May 15, 2008

Hey Tweezy, you remember me @ your concert (well really the Cross the Line tour) last night (5/14/0 in Odessa, TX. Anyway, I'm the one where 1st of all I made a comment about your blog, 2nd of all I talked to you outside after the signing @ the merch table. You told me to comment on the blogs so here I am, and I will always comment.
I told you what my user name would be but I thought this one would be much better! (btw it's TweezyGirl14!)

Luv Ya & God Bless,
Emily

Forgot to mention
written by Emily, May 15, 2008

Get to feelin' better!
Hope I get to see you again soon!

C-ya Tweez-ayyyyyy

Right back @ ya,
Emily

GET WELL SOON!!!!!
written by Emma, May 15, 2008

HEY TWEEZY!!! sorry i forgot to mention this before but GET WELL SOOOOOOOON!!!! hope ur feelin a lot better!!!

~Emma~

I think I have a condition called POST CONCERT EXITEMENT SYNDROME
written by Emily, May 15, 2008

CAUTION:

There has been a disease recently dicovered called
POST CONCERT EXITEMENT SYNDROME

Symptoms:
*Talking about the previous night ALL day
*Singing all the songs OVER and OVER and OVER
*Looking at your singed posters/CD/or personal item or/and carrying them around all day
*Mentioning things that happened ten THOUSAND times to each and every person you know/see/or have come in cotact with (even though they're just some guy on the streets)

If you or someone you love have experienced any of these symptoms:

Talk to your doctor or just post a comment on tweezy's website

Luv ya,
Emily

SORRY
written by Emily, May 15, 2008

Sorry 'bout the few spelling errors.

you know who I am

...
written by Emily, May 15, 2008

BTW, I haven't been that extreme

U ROCK
written by Christian Teke, May 18, 2008

Hey KJ52,I dont know if u remember me from the concert at aboundant life christian center.Im the kid that got his 4head sighned by u it was so awesome and all my freinds were hatin that u sighned the back of my phone.THANKS!!!!!!

hey i just seeen u in consert @ sea world and yes i did sea shamu!
written by jamie, May 19, 2008

I loved the consert all the bands were great but liked ur the best still. I also got to see u at the revolve tour!!! it was the same show but it still rocked! I went to see shamu and boy was he naughty he got me wet. lol now my V.I.P. pass smells fishy lol

Way of the Master
written by Emily, May 19, 2008

I know this has nothing to do w/ the blog but,
check out this website.
The radio show is on @ 2 p.m. - 4 p.m. central

www.wayofthemasterradio.com

love it
written by scarlett, May 21, 2008

dear kj,
can you get me sum consert tikets? PLEASE? I'LL bring mountain dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE,
scarlett

You're Wack Dude LOL...
written by Emily, May 22, 2008

I'll bring you Mountain Dew,
10 cans of red bull, and
17 shots of starbucks espresso


Do Yo Thang,
Emily

i know what you mean
written by Reiko Rivera, May 25, 2008

I once got sick and all i wanted was to grab my blanky and my mom. although im 12 it's the same thing you turn 5 again thats always how it is. i hope your colds aren't so bad next time.

just remember to do your thing and no can stop that
REIKO

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