Hello all residents of blogville..    

I apparently have digressed in my handwriting to the point where even I can't read it... uhh... let me first backtrack.  I found myself taking a test last week for reinstatement of my minsterial credentials and there was a part where I had to handwrite out my testimony and call to ministry.  It was only a few paragraphs but nonetheless I had to handwrite it out...  keep in mind I dont' handwrite much more these days then my subway order...

But as i sitting there trying to struggle out 2 paragraphs that were even semi-legible I realized that since I'm always typing/texting/ everything I seem to have lost the ability to even write any length of anything even semi-readable.  I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO HANDWRITE DUE TO TECHNOLOGY!   Even when i do handwrite something I find myself writing in the ways that I type... using:

LOL,  BTW, @ , IMO, W/, and things of that nature...

What are we gonna do if we ever lose electricity and have to go back to paper and pencil?  Will we be all reduced to going "What the heck does that spell?" I found myself pressing the pen so hard that my hand hurt!  It was only 2 paragraphs and I felt like i had ran 10 miles on my fingers!  Oh well... thank God for spell check...

Lets do this: 

Ducks:

I have come to consideration that ducks are the pigeons of the wetbird world... I know ducks are birds... but realistically I don't care how cute you think ducks are they are dirty, messy, mean "pigeon" birds.  We have a few in the canal next to my house who think it's ok to use my backyard as a bathroom... combined w/ the fact that if you feed them bread once they become like the dirty roomate who won't move out your apartment....  Daffy Duck I'm out to get you!

Biker shorts and fanny packs:

Please dont combine these two...  by themselves they are bad enuff combined it's like nitro + glcyerin... not a good combo.

Dirty car washes:

Why is some car wash spots have me driving out dirtier then when I started?  It's like it's a subltle dirty.. you leave and your like "awwww yeah.. my car is fresh" then it rains one time and you can't see out your windshield from the junk they sprayed on the window!   What are you guys using to clean my windows w/ bath water?

thanking God i didnt have to handwrite this...

-tweezy!  

Comments (19) >>

DUCK?
written by jazzmin, March 24, 2008

I am sorry, but ducks are cool. well, i never actually seena duck in person, but i have a stuffed duck. I have to handwrite everything in school. so you see i have to have good hand writting. I know people that have very bad hand writting.
Oh i read your email again. I can't believe you wrote back to me.

BTW
written by jazzmin, March 24, 2008

You have to see the "llama song" and the "gummy bear song" on you tube. It is sooooooooooo funny. your son will love it. Trust me my one and a half yr old cousin loved it.

HANDWRITING AND DUCKS
written by Charlotte Burgos, March 24, 2008

Your handwriting is not all your fault, its because your a guy. Most males have horrible handwriting. Now, im not saying that females don't because some do. Just wanted to let you know that your handwriting is not all your fault. Its because your a guy...its expected...lol.. And i use to have a pet duck...i loved him...he died..and btw i also found out that it is against the law to keep a wild duck as a pet (Dont worry I asked for forgiveness)

ttyl,
a true fan

Amen Brother
written by MO, March 24, 2008

i know what you mean lol with the ducks Florida is filled with them lol we have on ethat lives on our house cant wait to see you this weekend ttly
MO

Duck are uber mean!
written by Holly, March 24, 2008

Ducks are UBER nasty mean birds... and yes i do use the word uber a lot! but ne-ways ducks are so mean like when i was at the river feeding the ducks i went and sat down waaaayyy far away from them and one had wondered with me with out me even noticing and i was eating a Uber delicious sandwich and i sat it down and the duck stole it, and i ran after him or her and i droped it and tried biting my feet... i was scared! But for real there mean.

Mean duckies
written by Maria, March 25, 2008

Every easter you see little duckies with little bows and baskets. why do people do that if they knew how mean ducks were. I once went canoeing and there was this one mad duck that attack my bother! realy ducks are strange

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written by Tia, March 26, 2008

My handwriting SUCKS! I know people who look at me and they think, "Oh, she's got good handwriting" and then they see it and they go into shock...it's pretty bad... You're not alone here...
Love peace and chicken grease! Not like anyone cares but i just feel like stating that my BFF (the one who tried veggetarianism) is now part hippie. (save da whales)

Luv u 2 KJ! Rokk on!

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written by Mandy C. Reed, March 27, 2008

well, I am new to this internet and bloging and such, KJ-52 I would first tell you that when life gets all busy and we forget things, then it is time to fast from those things that keep us so overwhelm and make us forget things.
I would also like to tell you that I was so glad to here that you were a Christian Rapper. My husband is all about the worldly rap and I was at my last ends about it, then I went to our Christian book store and found you, he enjoys listening to your music I wish there were more out there, he is a big influence on our 5 children, and I am tring to fast, pray for his full salvation with our Lord and Savoir, you are a start to that and I thank you!!
Mandy

KJs awesome
written by Anna C., March 27, 2008

KJ your awesome. I LOVE your music. A couple of other girls from my youth group and I did a drama and dance to you song Will You Ever Know for Easter. It was awesome. I love that song. The thing about handwriting is sooooo true. What really bugs me is when people not only write with pure abreviations, but also talk that way! ARGH!!! Anyway, love your music and style.

Swans are meaner than ducks
written by Kim in South Carolina, March 28, 2008

You thought ducks were mean and messy? You should see a swan. Yes, they are beautiful, but man are they messy, messy, messy. They are also mean when there is people food around. We live in South Carolina and we have this beautiful park called Swan Lake where we have tons of different types and sizes of swans. When we first went to this park we brought food. The next thing you know we were surrounded by what seemed like a million swans honking and pecking at us. My kids freaked out and we haven't been back to that part of the park since.

Have a blessed weekend. It must be a dude thing on your handwriting. We women like to have fancy handwriting, unless a woman is a doctor. I can't ever read any doctors handwriting.

Blessings,
Kim from South Carolina

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written by monique, March 29, 2008

hey,

yeh i agree some people have really messy handwriting and i was one of those people but my friend told me i had to learn to write differently so i did and its alot better now. yeh ducks are pretty much gross and most people like them and stuff but they a bit eww. i just wanna say that i wrote to you and you didnt reply, i guess its okay but i was a bit let down but nyways im gunna be looking out for you in Australia.

Where you gonna be in NM?
written by Diane, March 29, 2008

KJ~~

I am in NM and i saw on the M88 site that you are going to be on tour w/Superchick, Disciple at the Alb.Convention Center (April 25 7pm) "Superprom" But then I also noticed on the "Tours of KJ52, that you are ALSO booked with a Baptist Church that same day and same time? So im a lil confused...where are you going to be and at what time? LOL. Feel free to txt me (575) 740-3770 or email me to your whereabouts....we would love to see you in concert! God bless! HOLLA BACK!

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written by chase Francis, April 03, 2008

me two LOL ;]

IDK wat wed hav 2 do....
written by Emma, April 08, 2008

I thnk i'd flp if th electricity wnt out..... IDK watd happn 2 me..... ach, i spl th sm way i email n txt.......

Pet Ducks.....
written by Emma, April 10, 2008

i had a pet duck...... anyways, is it bad when you start telling ppl LOL instead of actually doing it? just wondering......rofl

I know the feeling
written by Joe Bates, April 11, 2008

I have the same problem, when I was learning how to write I didn't have a teacher that was left handed (I'm left handed). It will get better with practice, or a palm pilot.

Have a nice day
crazyjoe

ducks...
written by Marie Darrow, April 14, 2008

Ducks aren't nearly as bad as geese! My apartment complex has a pond in the center full of ducks, but they don't usually bother anyone...but when the geese come, they attack! I had never heard a bird hiss before...

i hate hand writing to
written by Reiko Rivera, June 01, 2008

I HAD TO DO A LOT OF WRITING IN SCHOOL AND I HATED IT. i WOULD MAKE THE SENTENCE AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE.MY HAND WOULD HURT AND BECAUSE i HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH A BUMP HAS FORMED WHERE THE PEN/PENCIL IS. HOPE YOU CAN WORK IT OUT.

God Bless

Reiko

i hate writing...
written by Tierra Williams, September 09, 2008

i hate writing... which is pretty much all i do at school!! my handwriting looks like my eight year old cousins...pretty pathetic!

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