Late night walmart checkout:

I never understood why the later you check out @ walmart the more likely there is only one check out line.  I had to get some late night items and there was literally ONE CHECKOUT for like 25 people…  and speaking of walmart .. why is when you ask one of the employees for info. on something they act like your interrupting them?  I literally once had a lady tell me “ummm… give me a second” and then she went back to chatting w/ her employee friend!!  Am I the only one this happens to?

Gym employees:

Ok this understand but don’t really understand…  if you work @ the gym shouldn’t be a requirement to actually be in shape?  If I walk into the gym and your behind the desk text messaging and eating cheeto’s as you check me in is that going to really motivate me?  I mean I understand that your trying to appeal to the “common man” but if you get winded walking me around the gym maybe you should reconsider your job?


Fashion police moment:

Ok sorry.. I gotta mention this one … construction boots w/ cutoff shorts… uh not a good idea.  I’ll just leave it @ that..

Furniture shopping:

What is it about shopping for furniture that makes me so sleepy?  We went looking for couches this weekend and I think I could’ve walked over to the beds in the showroom and went to sleep!!  My wife is sitting there trying to show me this couch, that sofa loveseat etc and all I can dream of is crawling under the covers and sleeping…  It’s really not fair how they make those showrooms so comfortable looking…  zzzzzzzzzzzz…


HAVE A GREAT 08!!!

love yall…

tweezy

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hehe...u make me laugh
written by Rissa, December 31, 2007

lol....my dada HATES shopping...my sis always takes him out about a week before X-mas for shopping for my mom for X-mas and he always get hungry and tired amd gets a head ace and so my sister made up this big long list of intsructions of wat to do 24 hours before the trip
stuff like "do not consume any alcholic beverages 24 hours before the trip" and "take four pain pills right before leaving" and all this stuff.....it was quite funny...oh and the fasion thing.....i agree and i'm glad it was u who saw it and not me.

Hppy 08
~ a still sick Marissa KJ fan

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written by Tia, December 31, 2007

You know what's weird? My dad actually is the one that stays awake when we go furnature shopping. But then again my family is SO backwards (did i spell that right? sorry i really care about spelling)
You know what else is weird is my brother would think that work boots with cutoffs is weird looking...he's actually very fashion forward.
Well, i'm out! kj say hi to the mashed potato for me

WF
written by Sara, December 31, 2007

I am so excited about you coming to WinterFest! I saw you at LU a couple years ago but really didn't know who you were cause I never heard of you before...but anyways. =D I love your music and I can't wait to see you tomorrow morning! I'm a worker for the event so hopefully I will be able to pay attention somewhat to the show...but I hope you have a safe flight (or had one) and you are much anticipated and I hope you do your mountain dew song! God Bless

yeah
written by Yannick Mardenborough, December 31, 2007

We don't really go furniture shopping, but we do go shopping for rugs and mats etc. These fluffy items gets my allergies really going and I sometimes start to flow like a water fall, but what bugs me the most is when my mother asks me, "does this color look good" or " does this design match the curtains" and all I could think about is how to get home faster.
And about the grocery shopping thing, I feel your pain.
Its late, the store is like unbelievably full and you want to get out. You look over surprisingly and see an empty lane. And with great disappointment you read on the screen this lane is closed, and the cashier is actually sitting there closing off and checking the money.

Anyways
To you and your family have a Happy New Year
From your #1 Fan in the Caribbean (St.Maarten)
Yannick Mardenborough

you live so far from me
lol
Happy '08

P.S
written by Rissa, January 01, 2008

my sister's best friend went to Liberty Uni and HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she did ton's of dirty tricks and over heard some profesers ttalkin' about all the stuff she did and said that if they ever caught the perdon that did it all.....they where going to expell them.....she never got caught!.......lol

~ Marissa (yes....still sick)

Happy New year
written by becky, January 01, 2008

Hey KJ,
I went to Walmart yesterday to buy cellphone cases.I really hate walmart.Funiture shopping is boring just like home depot for me.You would think that to work in a gym you need to be buff...but I guess they will hire anyones these days.

P.P.S
written by Rissa, January 01, 2008

going to Lows or Memards or somethin' like that is a TON more boring then going furniture shopping....if i don't bring my MP3 player...I'M DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i might as well be dead

~ sick KJ person

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written by Rissa, January 01, 2008

*menards

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written by Baxton Abney, January 02, 2008

Wally world late night patients only I experience, my wife ussually stays in the car. It seems the more people in line; the slower the cashier. Sometimes I want to bag the stuff for them. People now days just show up to work for a check but don't want to work for it. It would be sad if we had to harvest our food these days.

About the gym; That's good marketing man!! lol. The clerk at my gym is about a buck 20 and has a couple of trophies under his belt. I'm 6' and 210, and I think it's funny to go and watch the new guys get all puffed up when I work out next to them. Then they ask for advice. Most of them couldn't care they just do it to be-friend me. I tell them to stay away from B-King and McD's. Let me clarify: I'm not bragging about my size just blessed for the dedication.

Cut off's and boots? Reminds me of that Seira Mist commercial w/ that guy wearing the shorts and sk8s and the beard comb-over. I laugh almost to the point of tears everytime I see it.

Shopping for furniture: I usually end up at another close by store. Naw just kidding. If it wasn't for my shopping motivation I believe my wife would keep the same furniture until the wood starts to deteriate, or sit on the floor. lol.

Happy New Year
written by Rachel, January 02, 2008

Yo, KJ, I don't get it either. Why do people DO that at Wal-Mart?? Just another reason that Wal-Mart is evil. Eww, I hate Cheetos. And what's with the boots with cut-offs?? That doen't make any sense. Don't feel bad, furniture shopping makes me feel tired too. My mom snaps at me to get off the beds and couches! Well, why put them there if they're not meant to sleep on??

And have a happy 2008!!

Same here!
written by Kelsey, January 02, 2008

Thats funny because the same thing happens to me when I'm at Walmart! It's kinda sad. Oh well! Furniture shopping makes me sleepy too. The beds in the showroom always look too comfy!
Happy New Year, KJ!

when gud outfits go bad
written by Derrick, January 03, 2008

>>happy new year and God bless<<<
-- if you have a yahoo. could i add you to my adress book...here's my yahoo adress.. This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it

reply to becky about the furnature shopping home depot thingy...i think thats a long enough title...
written by Tia, January 03, 2008

Yeah every time i go furnature shopping and home depot i bring my heelies so i don't get bored
home depot nice smooth floors, one time i almost crashed...it was painful...

Hey
written by Tierney, January 03, 2008

Hey KJ. This is Tierney...I saw you at Winterfest in Lynchburg, VA. You're my most favorite rapper ever! I had a floor seat rite in front of the stage that day but didn't get to see you rite there on stage, because I was the 1st girl standing in your line to get an autograph. I was up there tryin to get good pictures of you on stage but they didnt all turn out that great...but I'm so glad you were at Winterfest this year. You made my day! Love, Tierney

p.s. I did a paper on you this year in English I about your life and everything you've done and I made a 105. I was so excited not just because it was on my favorite famous person but because people ask me who you were and what you did and it was a way for me to minister to them. And now i have them listening to you and one of my friends gave her life to Jesus through that one essay!

pray
written by adam, January 03, 2008

if you can pray for my brother trever he is in iraq for the army
kj, you are my roll model you are the one that got me started raping

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written by adam, January 03, 2008

kj, you are soo kool


i went to one of your concerts at rise fest in orange city and i was soooo shocked that i got to meet u and i said that i couldn't belive that i was actually meeting you and i didn't think i would meet u and u said did u think i would give you candy when you meet me and you gave me candy

p.s. i break danced at the concert but you didn't see me but thats ok the only people that saw me was most of the croud and the photogrophers i also saw grits and they were pretty good too e-mail me when your next cd comes out please soo i can get

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written by adam, January 03, 2008

sup, yall you guys here rock because some people don't listen to christian music but we all do it might not be "popular" but to us it is kool if yall can this week help a kid in skool and teach him/her about god

wal-mart
written by adam, January 03, 2008

why do u think walmart is evil

u r so funny!
written by Bianca, January 05, 2008

WE LOVE U TOO!

had a great new year
written by Wesley Vredevelt, January 07, 2008

we had an awsome new year, how about you man ? I bet yours was awsome!I love yor music it`s awsome probly like you.

...(i love dots)...
written by Chrissy, January 14, 2008

ya i totally hate walmart its way to crowded!!!! like imean all the time! even if there is less ppl at nite u still only have the one check out line for everyone who does the nite time shopping!!!

ya like going to the ymca in the morning! o my goodness so much for the support groups!

well peace!

In Christ,
Chrissy (C.J.)

African fan
written by nathan, January 18, 2008

God Bless You KJ

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