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Hello future bday girls and guys.. Here has been an ongoing conversation that I've been having while on tour for the last few months or so... It generally has been w/ those under 15 or so? It usually occurs @ my merch table while I'm signing autographs etc... and it goes as following: Them: Me and my friends have been wondering something... me: Oh really what is that? them: Well we've been trying to figure out how old you are... me: Ohhhhh ok... well... how old do you think I am? them: uhhhhhhh.... 40? me: WHAT? ARE U SERIOUS? TRY AGAIN..... them: uhhhhhh.... 20? me: HUH? Isn't that the other extreme? them: Ok.... 38? Me: HEYYYYYY!!!! Don't throw me under the bus like that! them: ok.... you must be 22! me: AAAGGGGGRRRRRRHHHHH .... (goes and applies botox shot) here is my obsevations on all things age related:
1. When I was a teen I thought 30 was the cutoff age for all things cool: I.e. once you hit 30 your an adult... there is no more cool factor available for you... it's over.. get a mortgage, a family etc and leave all kid things behind. Now that I've hit the 3-0 it's funny that I still do all the same things I did when I was in my 20's or teens for that matter... Still rocking the video games, the same music, same movies... still a kid! I refuse to grow up for that matter... whatever that actually means. 2. When your in your teens there is no real comprhension of age when your over 20 Meaning you could be 20 or 40 and you can't really can't figure out someones age... those ages all tend to lump together.. so in most teens mind 20, 25, 30, 35, etc.. .alll tend to be the same thing (for the most part) they are all adults and OLD! LOL. 3. When your in your 30's-40's suddenly all things from your childhood become cool: Meaning you could've hated Phil Collins when you were 13 .. but add 20 years to that same song and suddenly it's the coolest thing ever. All of sudden the decade you grew up in is now the best decade ever! For example... lately the 80's are making a resurgence in fashion, music, style etc... Most people don't even realize that shutter shades aren't something Kayne West made up... he jacked em from the 80's! But realistically nostalgia has the ability to make all things waayayyyyyyy cooler than they were. 4. When a 12 year girl says "your hot" it's weird when you're old enough to be her dad? (I'm using someone else's example of when this happened) I used to have someone who traveled w/ me who was pushing 40 but didnt look like it at all... During the autograph line I would hear little girls saying things like... "So and so in yoru group is so hot... can i get his number?" I would be like .... "HE's OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD!!!!" LOL... I guess botox and just for men hair dye is a wonderful thing... HAPPY BDAY! -tweezy
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