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Hey yall.. It's your favorite observative random blogger kj here.. I sometimes wonder whether or not I will have something that I can write about on my blog each week but then I realize as long as there are people on a plane... I WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF MATERIAL. As I was flying this week I happened to get on the plane and literally as I moved to the back of the plane I several things that made me want to blog... Actually the things that I observed really just made me want to confront/pull practical jokes/laugh out loud hysterically... maybe it's just my random sense of humor or maybe it's just the fact that I have the ability to see things that no one else can.... not sure. Either way here is my top 3 ... maybe you can observe these this week and laugh along w/ me. here we go:
People sleeping w/ their mouth WIDE OPEN! What is it about this phenomenon that makes me want to run and get hot sauce and dab it on the corners of their mouth? I'm sure we have ALL done this @ some pt. and have woken up w/ the wonderfull "corner-of-the-mouth-drool-slightly-running-down-your-face" feeling and prayed to God that no one noticed? I'm not too bad about doing this but my band member are.. they usually follow this up w/ a loud wide mouthed snore that has on occasions been so loud that they woke themselves up! Either way when I observe this on the plane it just really makes me want to try and throw the airline peanuts in their mouths for 2 points... Bad Moustaches: Ok... I'm not trying to offend anyone w/ this blog but is their really such thing as a good mustache in the year 2008? I mean has anyone in 08' ever really seen anyone w/ a moustache and been like "I would like to grow a 'stache like that!" I guess some peeps can pull it off but when I see the super-trimmed 'stache w/ the matching comb over hair.. it just seems like overcompensating... maybe it's just me. I think it's better to just go and get the full blown Rabbi Beard or the fu-man-chu gotee than to try and pull off the Magnum PI tom selleck 'stache. Fanny packs: Ok again... NOT TRYING TO OFFEND! But i think it's really hard to pull a fanny pack off in '08... just the name alone "fanny pack" sounds suspect to me! The're not even worn on the fanny! Fanny is a dumb word to begin with! LOL. I look at it like this... if your gonna wear a fanny pack just go the whole nine yards... don't try and be cool with it... Go FOR THE BIGGEST, BRIGHTEST, MOST FLOURESCENT fanny pack you can go for. STUFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IN IT AND ROCK IT!!!! (On a side note... this blog has been written by a guy who once tried to grow a 'stache.... once wore a fanny pack.. and has been know to sleep w/ his mouth open) If someone has a pic of a mustached, fanny pack wearing guy sleeping w/ his mouth open send it to me @
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! -much love. tweezy
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I am so definatly looking for a pic like tht!! I think you are awesome KJ!! Planes are awesome and people do the funnyest stuff on them!! I love ur music!! 
